Deciding on a takeaway pizza for the evening meal was the biggest exercise in negotiations since the Maastricht treaty was ratified in 1992.
What is the first thing you do when you wake up? For many it is to curse, and question the rising of the sun in the East, and attempt to force the day to retreat in to the comfort of the deep deep sleep which we have found interrupted.
Leading brand tins proffer a rejection of the collectivism of other, socially supportive tins. They strut out on their own Individualistic, Egoistic, Objectivist missions of conversion. A tin can as its own hero.
I don’t suppose you remember Easter, do you? It was a long time ago now: a slightly faded memory, like yesterday, through an Instagram filter. The main thing I remember is the chocolate: for a month or three all of the chocolate in all of the shops came in the shape of a freshly laid egg. Then it didn’t.