It used to be that we lived in a world where we had to do everything for ourselves, because we were the only people who existed. Then we created local authorities, and suggested that they do the things while we got on with our lives.
I find Heinz tins to be incredibly haughty. Beans, soups, even the interesting concoction known as Macaroni Cheese. Every time I try putting one in to my cupboard, it feels as if it’s sneering at me.