MasterChef: The Semi-Professionals

Winning is a prize; changing one’s life is something which takes many years of hard labour.

Expecting a silly gameshow to do that for us is all kinds of childish to me.


Haunted By Cookery

I suppose it started off as the thought of me being on some kind of competitive cookery show, where I am cooking at home and, unbeknownst to me, I am being monitored by a bunch of chefs from behind a bank of monitors.