The line is longer than I have ever seen it before, but I know that it will be worth it. It is always worth it, and I know it.
I had never seen someone having the snot kicked out of them before. I had witnessed playground fights, scuffles and contretemps over the years, but this was a good old fashioned leathering.
I remember blancmange from my childhood and I remember enjoying it. The problem always was that it wasn’t as abundant as I felt it should be.
Giving someone an award after they’ve died is a waste of an award; they’re the last ones to care.
Not simply content with rambling opinion pieces, I am now in to recounting events from my life for the purpose of entertainment.
The idea of “The Good Old Days” only covers about a decade or so at any given time. Most of human history was appalling.
In order to appease my karma, I have assembled a list of TV programmes I love. You probably won’t agree – you may even like sport – but I had to share.