Platitudinous congratulations within a prism of supreme exhortation. There are no solutions to imaginary problems.
The only people I know, or have met, who are doing the jobs they dreamed of are the professionals, and they are tremendously boring.
Whales don’t actually swallow people: that’s just a bible story. I think we all know that. What does remain is the idea of a person who carries bad luck with them.